Thursday, May 31, 2007
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- War’s Unpopularity Soaring, Sheehan Concedes Defea...
- To Not Forget
- ‘Liveblogging’ Dumbleyou’s Press Conference
- Profiles in Cowardice:
- Timeless Song Lyrics (where you’d least expect them)
- A Life Less Lived
- Smoking to affect movie ratings system*
- “Pwee…!”
- Actual news headline:
- “Fang Bastardson Must Die!”
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Welcome to the club.
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