Modified toddler humor
posted by Fang Bastardson at 7:50 PM
Friday, April 20, 2007
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- He forgot to remember to not recall...*
- If it bleeds, it leads
- Your Second Amendment rights at work:
- POSITION AVAIL. IMMED.: War Czar
- “You guys go on ahead without me.”
- Requiescat in pace, Johnny Hart
- A few things that are pretty cool:
- It’s Gore
- Vying for “Racist Douschebag of the Year”
- Meanwhile, on Christmas Island…
1 Comments:
Smackdown!
Hey, don't get comfy thinking that's only for 2-yos. It lingers well into 4-yo land, without much sign of waning.
7:05 AM
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