He forgot to remember to not recall...*

…at least 45 times by lunch break. It took him three weeks of intense rehearsal and cancelled vacations to not recall that much? Good thing he didn’t study much longer, or someone might have had to feed him his line when he was asked to identify himself by name.

This guy’s racking up lots of firsts, though. First Latino Attorney General, first AG with ADD, first Latino AG to eventually be forced to resign in disgrace after a protracted national humiliation…

If this is how Bush repays loyalty, I’m glad I’m on record as a member of the loyal opposition!


* with apologies to Charlie Feathers and Stan Kesler