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CNN — U.S. Air Force General Michael Hayden has been picked to head the Central Intelligence Agency, National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley said today. Lawmakers from both parties say they are worried about the choice. The Republican chairman of the House Intelligence Committee calls Hayden "the wrong person, the wrong place at the wrong time."

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