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1942—2013
posted by Fang Bastardson at 8:35 AM
Monday, October 28, 2013
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- These friends of mine
- Today's Miley: Keeping it classy
- Is there grape Kool-Aid in your Tea Party?
- Representing
- In Memorium
- Today while the blossoms still cling to the vine
- My old man and me
- Summer Vacation Report: The fire this time
- When it rains, it pours
- Devious Dog Buckles Down
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