Swallowed Up
posted by Fang Bastardson at 11:47 AM
Thursday, November 01, 2012
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- It’s a Grand Old Party… but only if you’re a man
- Atlas Shrugged, checked phone for messages
- The Right ‘Stuff’
- Funnel of Love and Money
- Mittens pulls off a big win!
- Why Conservatives must not vote for Mitt Romney
- The ominous undercarriage of the media
- DNC 2012 Wrap-Up
- Seriously, though, who is this kid?
- DNC Convention Wrap-up, Night One
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