The annual Fathers Day masterpiece:
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:23 AM
Monday, June 18, 2012
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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- To never forget
- Graduation Week—a photo essay
- Kinder garden scientist
- Come down off the cross…
- “Battleship” squared away, transcends expectations
- Obama’s war of choice
- Mitt Romney’s tax dollars at work
- Forcing tolerance down this stupid state’s throat…
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