Family is a choice
posted by Fang Bastardson at 7:56 AM
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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4 Comments:
Ooh provocative...
12:15 PM
Really? That wasn't what I was going for.
I have a gift for provoking.
12:20 PM
So sweet! I was just talking about this topic the other day.
12:42 PM
Well, we ARE experts in the field...
1:06 PM
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