Monday, August 01, 2011
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Obama’s 2012 problem
- Rearranging deck chairs, one day at a time
- Why America is short on heroes
- I met Steve Martin at a laundromat in Boise, Idaho…
- Peckish and Prickish
- Plantman the Terrible
- Empire or ashes?
- As long as I’m loving on Sinead…
- Only drugs can cure a broken heart
- Sinead O'Connor writes Bob Dylan a mash note
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home