Taking a mountain out of a mole hole:
posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:38 AM
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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4 Comments:
what dat?
8:11 PM
Well-titled. Hope the pain fades quickly.
9:50 PM
I'm having the bolt on the other side removed next week, then we're going to begin working on my speech impediment.
6:05 PM
Hoping the villagers will leave you alone now.
6:12 PM
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