Yes We Can!

Fox News is gonna have a hard time spinning this electoral gold into a stinky, '‘Socialist’ turd, but I bet they’re having emergency meetings right now to figure out how to do just that!

If it comes out that bin Laden was indeed tracked and killed by a small, specialized team of badass U.S. motherfuckers as early reports indicate, let me be so tacky as to remind the reader that I’ve long advocated targeted assassinations over placing thousands of boots in harm’s way on foreign soil.

America. Fuck yeah.