They tell me I’m 49 today…
Everybody who had their money on 48 owes me $20 a head. Paypal preferred.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:18 AM
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Everybody who had their money on 48 owes me $20 a head. Paypal preferred.
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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- Great Moments in Low Self-Esteem
- Another odious milestone reached
- It turns out you CAN go home again
- “Sucker Punch” movie review
- There is nothing about this I do not like:
- This post has no clever headline
3 Comments:
You don't look at day over 48... ;) Happy Birthday!
12:49 PM
49 ... Excellent! Happy Birthday!
Any bids so far on where to donate your body to science?
1:59 AM
ohhhh! i love that picture!
9:23 AM
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