“Sucker Punch” movie review

As a full-length movie, it made an excellent 90-second trailer. But just look at the picture above; how can I be blamed for being tricked into thinking this movie wouldn’t suck rotten eggs!? Spandex-clad babes with guns, post-apocalyptic hellscapes (I have to pay a royalty to the Tucson Chamber of Commerce every time I use this phrase, btw), even giant killer robots.

How could this movie not rule?

It’s not even worth the effort to count the ways.

Until this alleged film, I had total faith in the director, Zach Snyder of “300” and “Watchmen” fame. But now I see that his talent lies in adapting other people’s ideas, because he apparently has none of his own. Thank God his next film is a re-reboot of the “Superman” franchise, another adaptation sure to be filled with other peoples’ good ideas.

I’m sorry, Nick! Next time I’ll read the reviews, I promise. Or better yet, let you pick the film...