People are crazy everywhere
In my new state, we have a candidate for governor who legally changed his name to Pro-Life a while back.
That’s pretty fucking crazy.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 11:32 PM
Saturday, October 16, 2010
In my new state, we have a candidate for governor who legally changed his name to Pro-Life a while back.
That’s pretty fucking crazy.
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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3 Comments:
Damn, that's one butch otter.
5:59 AM
Get out!
8:36 AM
Holy crap. I'd heard of a guy who had changed his name to Trout Fishing In America, which seems less confrontational.
12:01 PM
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