Meet IZO:
posted by Fang Bastardson at 2:45 PM
Sunday, October 03, 2010
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Embarrassed to death
- Little Fang, happy at last!
- Belting The Boy
- Guitar 101—The Master Class
- Right-side up
- Space ship (with aliens)
- An open letter to Lindsay Lohan
- Tea Party Candidates Elected, Comedians Rejoice
- Just another self-indulgent post about my kid
- He's already moved on to Pop Art
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