Angry Snail Trail
posted by Fang Bastardson at 9:30 AM
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Arizona: The state where liberty goes to die*
- Taking issue with Bill Maher
- “Rush: Beyond The Lighted Stage” review
- We are dead to our current landlord
- The Boy dressed himself for school today
- You people along the Gulf Coast are screwed again....
- Actual decisions I have to make daily, apparel dept.:
- A Faceful of Douchebag
- Frank Booth is dead
- Letting LOST go
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