Saturday, March 07, 2009
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- A few words in defense of (the ORIGINAL) Rush
- There Is No God But Rush Limbaugh...
- Guest-blogger: When Schoolteachers Attack!
- Mixed Media (Untitled)
- Taking a break from the blues
- Career Death March (continued/ongoing)
- RIP Rocky Mountain News
- Letterman’s on fire
- Thunder Lizards are in the house!
- Ode to a bone spur
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