Happy New Year
From Obi to any malcontent out there who has their eye on any of our cool new Christmas toys.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 11:30 PM
Thursday, January 01, 2009
From Obi to any malcontent out there who has their eye on any of our cool new Christmas toys.
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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- The Annual Holiday Report from Christmas Island
- W: Still finding ways to fuck America over…
- NBC gives up the goat
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