“This” and that
Featuring more Man Cub artistic genius:
When I asked him what it was called, he replied, ‘This’ as only a child could. Enraged, I cried, “That’s no fucking kind of answer! Did your mother put you up to this?” After a quick call to my sponsor, a clear and searching moral inventory (that was no picnic, let me tell you) and a frankly perfunctory round of amends-making, we retitled it “Untitled Mixed Media 1” and I took a handful of Ambien and went to bed.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:18 AM
4 Comments:
You didn't really say "fucking" to your kid, right?
I say this because I've had to stifle a few F-bombs around my niece.
It ain't frackin' easy.
6:10 AM
BTW: Luke is really talented.
Exploit him while you can!
6:20 AM
No, I made it all up except for his drawing. Thanks for the sage advice, just the same!
6:21 AM
That is actually quite lovely. I like the grim reaper in the lower right corner. Don't let him tell you it's not.
6:53 AM
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