Because his reception internationally (see Sao Paulo, Brazil, above), makes his anemic 29% domestic approval rating look like he’s just won the Triple Crown, American Idol and the Megamillions jackpot by comparison.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 10:53 PM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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I want that as a poster.
It's 4:49am. can't sleep. trolling for entertainment. Thanks for a laugh.
2:52 AM
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