Luke learns to swim in 20 minutes:
Thanks to swimming instructor Michelle, who was amazing!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:50 AM
Saturday, September 03, 2011
Thanks to swimming instructor Michelle, who was amazing!
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
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- From drowning-man to Aquaman in no time at all
- The Boy’s current playlist:
- The Little Candidate Who Cried “Sexism”
- Meet my new favorite band:
- We’re Spartacus!
- America’s very very bad, no good week
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