Friday, February 18, 2011
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- What’s so scary about Michelle Obama?
- Meet The New Boss...
- The Omniblog: Weed, Whites and Whine* edition
- Books I thought were impossible to adapt to film:
- More than zero
- “P” stands for Preschool, Predator and Parenting
- Comic Book Corner: RIP Human Torch
- TV Forecast: Good and getting better
- "Green Hornet" kicks ass, takes names
- I’ve got a thing about Cash
3 Comments:
Um, it's "Pollock."
7:30 AM
whoops!
7:33 AM
Paints! Hell, yeah!
5:42 AM
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