First Snowball Fight!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:57 PM
Sunday, November 28, 2010
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Twelve funerals and a wedding
- What I’m thankful for
- Health update, briefly
- From here to eventually
- Bush’s Media Blitz
- Fat Elvis
- Vestigial TV Limbs
- Puppy Dumb
- Alphabet Soup
- Robert Downey Jr. is a stand-up guy
1 Comments:
Dear God please tell me it is not YOU that is teaching the young lad how to throw. Nonetheless, one of the great traditions of snowy weather
5:50 PM
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