Sunday, April 25, 2010
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Treading water in the town where dreams go to die
- The Year Christmas Came Early
- What’s wrong with religion in a nutshell:
- Fang’s Folly (revisited)
- Neanderthinking
- “Lost” is going out on top of its game
- Not sure what he calls it...
- Obama initiative finally achieves climax!
- Fang’s Folly
- Jesus was cool, Glenn Beck is not
3 Comments:
You took a kajillion lovely photos of the boy today, and you blog your thumb wound?
8:25 PM
Give the people what they want, that's my motto.
9:47 PM
Gross!
11:46 AM
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