The future Jedi Master tests my mettle…
posted by Fang Bastardson at 1:34 PM
Saturday, January 23, 2010
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- I am beset by mortality on all sides
- Cold Remedies 2.0
- Jimmy Kimmel eviscerates Leno on his own show
- Thus ended my life of crime
- The acorn that thankfully rolled far from the oak
- Dick Move of the Week—NBC-TV:
- Where have all the flowers gone?
- I so can’t wait for this show to return:
- Slingin’ the Big Lens like a pro…
- Ye Olde New Year’s Eve post, 2009 edition
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