The Man Cub...
(His mother assures me his eerie resemblance to Frank Black is strictly coincidental.)
posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:23 PM
Sunday, October 30, 2005
(His mother assures me his eerie resemblance to Frank Black is strictly coincidental.)
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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What a handsome Halloween devil!
10:05 AM
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